I've recently enrolled in a writing fiction class and to get into the mode, per se, I've decided to create my anti-self here. There will be no rhyme or reason to any of the stuff I write here, nor will it follow any particular pattern or set lifestyle. Instead, it will merely encompass my thoughts of how I might have turned out had I been everything that I'm not (e.g. tall and thin.)
This will probably be a humorous, and often jaw-dropping parody of an extremely fictious memoir. Any likeness that may be perceived (by you, the reader) is in no way intended.